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VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

fuckyeahkagamine-twins:

so miku is opening for lady gaga

fuckyeahkagamine-twins:

so miku is opening for lady gaga

abrtn:

All aboard the Superdong

abrtn:

All aboard the Superdong

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

motherhenna:

motherhenna:

How many pretentious white boys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: it’s a metaphor

kingatticus:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

So… who’s gonna write the pilot?

dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

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alivechihiro:

chumpersonable:

wulfriciceberg:

if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal

attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn

remember to rate the child, comment the child, and subscribe if you want to see more children like this one. see ya

cinnamon-death:

k-y-h-u:

can we just appreciate this adorable expression

cinnamon-death:

k-y-h-u:

can we just appreciate this adorable expression